Freeman's Mind： Episode 11-HiBh99OANs4.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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What?

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What's going on?

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I-I fe...I feel weird.

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I don't trust these Doritos.

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I think I've got bad nachos.

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How does this happen?

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There should be enough preservatives in these things to mummify a small dog.

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I need to find a phone so I can call their hotline.

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Tell 'em I've got bad nachos.

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And the building's being attacked by aliens.

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Eh, I'll just stick with nachos.

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Man, I'm getting déjà vu.

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Where am I going?

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Well, there can't be anything good in that office

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if that guy was diving out of the window.

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I guess that means I have to take the elevator.

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I guess that means I have to take the elevator!

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God dammit.

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This is exactly why you have stairs!

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Stairs without turret guns!

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Now why is there no ladder here?

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The other shaft had a ladder here.

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It was progressive.

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Well, there's a ladder on the other side.

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Oh, it's some sort of new age Chutes and Ladders design.

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So, my only way out of here is to take some flying leap of faith.

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Like that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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Then claw like a mad cat and hope like hell,

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I get a grip, and don't break my ribs.

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Once again, I need a grappling hook.

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I can't believe this.

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Why do you have a ladder in an elevator shaft?

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To fix the elevator.

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How do you get to the ladder?

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You take the elevator that doesn't work!

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Who thought this one up?!

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Jesus Christ!

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I suppose I could do the math on whether this jump is feasible or not,

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but, y'know, I'll have plenty of time for that when I'm dead.

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Urf.

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OH MY GOD!

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That was stupid!

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Why do I keep doing stupid things?

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Oh my God...oh...

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I could've died!

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SCIENTIST: I...I...can't hold on...much longer...

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Oh, cry me a river!

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I just jumped across an elevator shaft onto a ladder, and I'm still here!

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Do I look like Spiderman to you?

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No! If I was Spiderman, I could do that web-flinging crap

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and have been out of here hours ago.

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The point is, you can learn how to do a pull-up.

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Although, I'll admit, these ledges suck.

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I don't understand how--Whoa!

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You might want to g--

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[scientist screams]

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[thud]

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Never mind.

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But yeah, I don't understand why these ledges are so damned small.

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There's like just enough room to inch along here.

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These things are designed for Oompa Loompas.

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I bet that's how management thinks the elevators run.

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A bunch of Oompa Loompas inside the shaft,

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singing while they move ropes and pulleys.

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[whistles Oompa Loompa song]

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What the hell, what the hell, what the hell...?

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These ledges don't even reach the floor the elevator's stopped on.

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What's the point of even having them?

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And why are they sloped downward?

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As the professor showed us, it's easy enough to die without the extra help.

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Like this!

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[exhale]

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Huhh...thank you for not collapsing.

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Though, I can't say I was too worried about that,

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seeing as how the other guy was doing a flexed-armed hang here

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for at least five minutes.

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What was he doing there?

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Is anyone hiding up there?

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No...

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Well....

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Eh, too bad nobody's inside.

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I bet I would've scared the crap out of them.

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Okay, this door better open or else I'm going to kill somebody.

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All right!

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Now, nobody needs to die unless I think of another reason.

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Oh, I like this solid hallway with no ledges.

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Y'know, I think I just don't feel like climbing anymore.

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SCIENTIST: For God's sake! Open the silo door!

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SCIENTIST: They're coming for us! What's going on?

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SCIENTIST: It's our only way out!

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SCIENTIST: Oh my God, we're doomed! Yeah! Kick his ass!

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No, you're doing it wrong!

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[explosion] Huh?

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Yeah! Shoot it!

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Aww...

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You people never fail to disappoint me.

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Why was that guy screaming about the silo door? It's closed.

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Well, that shotgun's mine.

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Oh, come ON!

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There's extra ammo there and everything.

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Well, I guess out of the whole facility,

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the security station is the one place that should have bulletproof glass.

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But still, I could argue that I have more need for a shotgun now

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than any other time in my life.

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Though, it wouldn't be the first time I've said that.

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Why is this guy dead?

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He wasn't dead a minute ago.

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He was screaming about silo doors like a possessed farmer.

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Did the laser kill him?

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Are these death lasers?

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They can't be that potent; his body's not on fire.

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I'm going to touch it.

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[chirping sound]

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[whistling sound] Well, that didn't hurt.

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[turret beeping] What's going on?

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[turret firing] Ah-ah!

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[turret beeping] Of course!

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[turret beeping] A machine-gun turret.

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[turret beeping] Silly me, I forget how

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[turret beeping] we need these things.

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[turret firing]

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[turret beeping] Yep, somewhere some manager's

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[turret beeping] feeling like less of a man

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[turret beeping] unless he buys more turret guns.

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[turret beeping]

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[turret firing]

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[turret beeping] Ow!

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[turret beeping] I can't even see what I'm shooting at.

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[turret firing] Ow! Shit! Fuck!

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[turret beeping] This is worse than paintball!

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[turret beeping]

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[teleportation sound] Oh, great timing.

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[turret firing]

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[turret beeping] Huh, well, at least it's nondiscriminatory

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[turret beeping] in what it shoots at.

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[turret beeping] All the more reason

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[turret beeping] NOT TO HAVE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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[turret beeping] Oh, and what's this? A dead soldier!

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[turret beeping] This is exactly what I said

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[turret beeping] was going to happen!

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[turret beeping] Dead rescue team!

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That'll teach you to beep at me.

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I break alarm clocks, I can break you, too.

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So, what's the story on this guy?

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Yep, deader than a dead dead guy.

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Is that an MP5?

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It is!

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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute.

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A submachine gun.

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It's not just for party tricks.

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[teleportation sound]

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Allow me to demonstrate!

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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha...

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That's right, short controlled bursts.

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The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

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[teleportation sound]

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Y'know, it's a marvel of science,

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but this random teleportation thing is getting old

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[teleportation sound] real fast.

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Jesus Christ! Just keep them coming, why don't ya?

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Now, what is this?

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I'm not sure, but I'm finding that crossing these lasers

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doesn't lead to anything good.

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Hup!

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And another!

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I can limbo this.

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I thought I shouldn't be able to see the laser beam;

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it had to be smoky or something.

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Hm.

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Oh, goodie. Another dead guy.

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I'd better conserve on the MP5.

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[teleportation sound]

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[vortigaunt charging up] C'mon!

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[vortigaunt bolt] [shuddering]

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Fucker...

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[vortigaunt charging up]

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P.A.: Turret maintenance team to

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Central Command and Communication Center.

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Ah-ha-ha-ha.

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[vortigaunt charging up] Hey!

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I think that intercom said 'Turret maintenance to center command'.

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Yeah, I bet they have a few questions to answer.

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Like, why are our turret guns killing off everyone in the building?

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Man, they knew what they were doing when they built this suit.

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I must've taken a dozen bullets and it hasn't even punctured it.

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I'm really wishing I'd found that helmet.

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Okay, let's NOT trip this laser.

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[teleportation sound] No! Shut up, shut up, shut up!

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Stay on your side of the line!

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My roommate in college used to do the same thing.

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[teleportation sound] If I had a gun then, I'd--

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What did I just say?!

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Huh?!

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[vortigese]

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That's right! Stay on your side.

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Your side is the one where everyone is dead and there are no exits.

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My side is the one filled with hope, love and submachine guns.

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And cargo hooks.

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All right, is anyone looking?

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Okay, here we go.

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[Tarzan yell]

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[teleportation sound]

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[headcrabs squeal] Oh, c'mon!

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Why'd you have to spoil the moment?

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[growls]

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YOU GUYS HAVE NO APPRECIATION FOR ART!

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[teleportation sound]

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CRITIC!

#21100:08:06,521→00:08:08,790

You know, we're the ones that invented teleporters...

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...I think.

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The least you could do is show a little appreciation around here.

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Yuck, I hate to say it, but with all these sentry guns and laser tripwires,

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I can't shake the feeling that I'm going the wrong way again.

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I mean, let's face it: you don't put turret guns in the visitor's center.

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Or the labs.

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Or any other place you want people to stay alive.

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Isn't that the point of hiring security guards?

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They're smart enough to know not to shoot everyone?

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The crazy thing is, I may have been doing the right thing all along.

#22200:08:38,820→00:08:41,456

That turret gun must have mowed down that soldier.

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I would've been waiting for a rescue team that wasn't gonna make it.

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Whoa, this is slick.

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It's like there's oil mixed in or something.

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Whoa...

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Oh, oh, nice.

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Have an empty elevator shaft for me to slide my ass into

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after hopping over another tripwire.

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That's great.

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Oh, I see. That was just one stage of trying to kill me.

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SCIENTIST: Hello there.

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Uh... hi.

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Little busy here.

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Don't try to help me or anything.

#23600:09:12,654→00:09:14,256

'cuz nobody does that.

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SCIENTIST: I'll stay here.

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You do that!

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God, you two are creeping me out.

#24000:09:20,495→00:09:25,967

"Come play with us, Gordon. Forever...and ever...and ever..."

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SCIENTIST: Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?

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"The doughn--"? No!

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I have more important things on my mind.

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Okay, this is weird.

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I'm going to need a minute to think about this.

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SCIENTIST: Fascinating! I never suspected such things could be.

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Quit staring at me!

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Yeah, you!